Partly Facetious: Two kinds of speeches

"Delivery is important right!"
"Delivery of what? Milk? Justice? Clean drinking water?"
"Speech."
"Well, there are two kinds of speeches - one delivered for the home crowd, the uneducated who can be lured into attending jalsas..."
"Lured?"
"Well, there is the offer of food, and need I add the old united MQM fully aware of us Punjabis' weakness, offered food which we ate heartily but then didn't even listen patiently to the speech itself, we got restless and..."
"Yep, the best crowds, never ever unruly unless directed by their former leader, are the Urdu speakers of Karachi and Hyderabad..."
"But the crowds for Nawaz Sharif and Daughter's recent jalsas are also not unruly and they listen carefully..."
"Oh really! So how do you explain Maryam Nawaz's question being mis-answered: she wanted the crowd to chant Imran Khan but the crowd chanted Nawaz Sharif when..."
"I remember, but you know I would really urge Nawaz Sharif and Daughter not to ask questions from the crowd. I mean the two treat the crowd as if they are children! I am referring to instructing the crowd at least ten times in each and every speech to raise their hand and pledge an oath of allegiance..."
"We in Pakistan are quick to pledge allegiance when the person is in power but not so quick when out of power - surely Nawaz Sharif knows that even if his daughter doesn't ...so oath of allegiance does not mean the crowd would proceed to do what Nawaz Sharif instructs them to do from where ever he is?"
"What if he is in the bathroom?"
"Where ever he is and don't be facetious as this is serious... anyway what I began by saying when I said delivery is important was not in reference to the political speeches made by our politicians for the home crowd but those they make at international symposiums or at the United Nations..."
"Oh I see, well there they pretty much read out what their speech writers have written and so..."
"Most if not all world leaders deliver prepared speeches but I was referring to the delivery itself - Shahid Khaqan Abbasi appeared to be addressing the pages in front of him as he read out the speech at the Boao forum, he rarely looked up and..."
"See that is why he is proactively seeking the prime ministership for the next term if the party wins. He needs a bit more practice and what better way to..."
"You are being facetious."